Swimming pool me 6 choty bachon ne
'Swimming pool me 6 choty bachon ne jump maari aur swimming pool ka saara pani ghayab
q??
q k new pamper ab pehle se b zyada jazb kry.:)'
jisne lahore hai waki 0 jmia e nai
'Dengi se kisi n pocha tum lahor main hi kiun paida hue to us n jwab dia k tum khud hi kehty thy
"jiney lahore nai waikhia 0 jmia e nai" ..'
31 December ko is Saal Pakistan mein
'31 December ko is Saal Pakistan mein Load shedding ka akhri din hoga
bht bht mubarik
Baqi load shedding agle saal 1 / Jan / 2012 se hogi ...'
Can u shake hands with Queen Elizabeth
'A british asked a sheikh:- "why its not
permissable in Islam for women to shake hands
wid men??"
Sheikh:- "Can u shake hands with
Queen Elizabeth ??"
Britisher:- :-O "offcourse n0t!! there are only certain ppl who can shake
hands with her, cuz shez the Queen of
England" .
Sheikh:- " Same is the case with
muslim women, they are the Queens in islam,
stranger men cant touch them"'
We love our self even after making so
'We love our self even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true!
So make habit of FORGIVING.'
If BILL GATES stops his business
'If BILL GATES stops his business & start spending his money by 1 crore per day he'll need 735 years to spend it
But he is still working.
Moral:
"Ullo da patha"'
Dmag khada ho jata hAI
'Research k mutabiq phone pr ziada dair baat krne se dmagh pr boht bura asar parta hai,
Yeni Dmagh nkara ho jata hE,,
4Example: Altaf bhai'
An English professor wrote the words
'PUNCTUATION POWER:
An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing "
&
Asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All the boys wrote:
"A Woman, without her man,is nothing"
While All grls wrote:
"A Woman: without her,man is nothing".
Feel da Diffrence'
TALEEM SAB KE Liye ZAROORi Hai
'A for Saib
B 4 Kela
C 4 Ding Dong Waali Billi
D 4 Our President
E 4 Haathi
F 4 Machhli
G 4 Bachi :-)
I 4 i MiSS U
J 4 Jugga Badmaash
K 4 Catch Drop Karnay Waalay Bhai Sb
L 4 Sher
M 4 Badnaam honay Waali Kaaki
N 4 Nargis
O 4 Ollu
P 4 5 Rupay Kum Waali Kaali Bottle
Q 4 Fatima Jinnah Ka Bhai
R 4 Laanti Qaatil angraiz
S 4 Tennis Waali Bhaabi :-)
T 4 Bait -Ul- Khalaa
U 4 Chhattri
V 4 Payaar mohabbat Ka Din : )
W 4 Cricket Waala Peyaala "CUP"
X 4 Dhaanchay Ki Photo
Y 4 Peela Rang
Z 4 Totkay Waali aapa :-D
Hanso mat forward Karo..
TAALEEM SUB K Liay ZAROORi Hai
Parha likha Punjab !'
Light k baghair rehne walo
'Light k baghair rehne walo
Dehshat gardi bardasht karne walo
Aik mulk mein 2 eid manane walo
Strike mein ghar bethne walo
Har cheez pe Extra tax dene walo
Sheher ki lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
Sailaab mein dia hua saman Dobara market se kharidne walo
33 ka petrol 85 mein or 20 ka diesel 94 mein kharedne walo
100 ka load kra k 83 use kerne walo
Agricultural country mein Cheeni 85 rupay kharidne walo
ZILAT KI ZINDAGI SY EZAT KI MOUT BAHTAR HY (KB JAGO GY)'
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