If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.qwq 

 Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

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Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha
Tere sare dath tod dunga.: ankush 

 Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon me tumho Baharo m tumho Ghatao m tumho Dhoop m tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k Sach hi suna tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta dog 

 ...A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.ANewton's: ¤200Edison's: ¤400Hitler's: ¤500& Ur Brain:¤25,000 coz its Fresh & Never used.dog 

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as sardar. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo Matured as monkey. No doubt u r my Frnd.dog

 Whn cloud breaks, rain falls! Whn coconut breaks, water falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!But whn ur head breaksaaila!BHUSSA!!neeraj bagdiya

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar. neeraj bagdiya

Q: to make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it, to let it in she pushes it. what is she doing? a: threading a needle Deepu 09847774000

Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me .Deepu 09847774000 

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Mujhe se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho Jutt Gee

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TUM SIRF MERE HO Saeed Jan 

Your smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the people.... So please save the world.......
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Brush your teeth....
regularly!.... Asif 

Shaytan Association invite all member's for the Annual meeting to discus their vacation of the month of RAMZAN so your attendance as senior member is required.. 
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Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
......... I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do. Shah Jee 

IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN farah aamna 

I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.zed

Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u